Spoiler alert: this ain't no disco. Also not wholly 70s in origin.
Well, My Friends Are Gone And My Hair Is Grey
1. The Handcuffs All The Way From Memphis (Mott the Hoople)
2. The Midnite Ca11ers Come Dancing (the Kinks)
3. De1ta Riggs Talking In Your Sleep (Romantics)
4. Extra Arms Gates of Steel (Devo)
5. Linda Gai1 Lewis The Way I Walk (Jack Scott via the Cramps)
6. Ted Le0 + the Pharmacists Suspect Device (Stiff Little Fingers)
7. Die T0ten Hosen (I'm) Stranded (the Saints)
8. Bi11ie Joe Armstrong Gimme Some Truth (John Lennon)
9. Mary L0u Lord Baby Blue (Badfinger)
10. Ginger Wi1dheart Substitute (the Who)
11. The Dr0wns Ballroom Blitz (the Sweet)
12. The Checkered Hearts Precious To Me (Phil Seymour)
13. Miss Chain & the Br0ken Heels Be With Me (the Yum Yums)
14. Cuff the Duke Instant Karma (John Lennon)
15. Pixies Crystal Closet Queen (Leon Russel)
16. Ju1iana Hatfield Telephone Line (ELO)
17. Jay A11en & the Arch Criminals It's Not Unusual (Tom Jones)
18. The Methad0nes Goodbye to You (Scandal)
19. Litt1e Richard Brown Sugar (Rolling Stones)
20. J0an Jett Androgynous (Replacements)
21. B1ack Crowes You Wear It Well (Rod Stewart)
22. Eye1ids Eye of Fatima Pt.I (Camper Van Beethoven)
23. The Dah1manns Teenage News (Sylvain Sylvain)
24. Pat T0dd Tower of Song (Leonard Cohen)