Sunday, December 9, 2018

Un-Herd Christmess 2018

There's a small controversy these days over "Baby, It's Cold Outside," with some claiming the old chestnut is uncomfortably rapey. And, yeah, it is a little on the rapey side. And I'm personally fine with radio stations not playing it (although I'm a little concerned that, in 2018, there are still humans out there who get their music from the radio). But I think our culture might be guilty of snuffing out a single candle in the middle of a firestorm on this one, because, well - not to put too fine a point on it - my ears get mercilessly jingle-raped every holiday season by the avalanche of goddamn awful Christmas songs.  And that's why I try to compile these holiday themed mixes: just an attempt to offer some respite for those of us who get musically roofied throughout December.

It's Just a Gong Show of Import Plastic

1. Quiet C0mpany Merry Xmas, The President Is Terrible
2. Stop Ca11ing Me Frank Santa Buy Me a Beer
3. JD McPhers0n Claus Vs. Claus
4. The Re-grettes Marshmallow World
5. The O1d 97s Love the Holidays
6. The Rea1 Oh My Claus
7. The Do11yrots Last Xmas
8. Cheep Trick Please Come Home For Xmas
9. Catho1ic Action New Year
10.The Connecti0n Money Honey Baby
11. The Smithereens Santa Bring My Baby Back (To Me)
12. Whiteh0rse Merry Xmas Baby
13. The Maverix Xmas (Baby Please Come Home)
14. Bruce C0ckburn The Coldest Night of the Year
15. Macy Grey All I Want For Xmas
16. Dude Y0rk The Greatest Gift Is You
17. The Sha 1a Das Sha 1a De La La (Xmas Time)
18. A1oe B1acc I've Got Your Xmas Right Here
19. The Minus 5 w/ P0sies When Xmas Hurts You This Way
20. The Chi11s Snow Bound
21. The New P0rnographers Joseph, Who Understood
22. Dead End Streets Climate Change Xmas
23. The Rave0nettes Come On Santa
24. T.Rex Xmas Bop

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The title of # 1 made me laugh out loud. This is already a winner.
Looking forward to hearing this collection. You've never jingle-raped me yet.

Finchy

Anonymous said...

I knew there was a reason I didn't have the tree up, yet. I was missing the soundtrack. Thanks, Roy! And Merry Christmess to you!